Saving your dumb butt from death

So you forgot again. You must like sleeping on the couch. Well here is one last chance to save your ass from eating cold dog food for a week.
All the hard work has been done. A couple of simple things are needed to make you look like a real lover. Let’s get started.

Here’s the card.

Screw up

It scales out to 7X5″.

  1. PRINT CARD OUT ON 10×8″ CARD STOCK
  2. TAKE A COLORED ‘SHARPIE MARKER AND WRITE IN HER NAME NEATLY ABOVE MY VALENTINE
  3. AFTER THAT DRIES, USE A TRANSPARENT MAGIC MARKER OF A LIGHT COLOR AND MAKE UNEVEN DIAGONAL STROKES OVER HER NAME
  4. SELECT ANOTHER LIGHT COLOR AND REPEAT WITH ALTERNATING SPACES
  5. GO TO THE SEWING KIT AND GET THE PINKING SHEARS, CUTTING OUT THE CARD LEAVING A ½” BORDER ALL SIDES.
  6. GO MAKE HER BREAKFAST AND PLACE CARD NEXT TO PLACE SETTING (You do know how to set a table, don’t you?)
  7. WAKE HER UP AND WISH HER A HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Here’s hoping you didn’t pay attention to that dumb ass art teacher in grade school. Notice there are no lines. You can’t stay inside them.

You owe the Woodchuck big time

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About Vermont Woodchuck

Professional Photojournalist since 1969 with a BFA from SUNY Purchase 1979-Visual Arts. I despise advocacy news journalism. Every photojournalist should be prepared to show their camera RAW images of news events. Reason: RAW images cannot be altered no matter what is done to the finished product.
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